Instant Death Sweatshirt

Most people think you wear a tuxedo to an execution. But tuxedos show respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Instead, roll up in a sweatshirt. It lets your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die but to lounge on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.